You're so fat that when you jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We Are Family"

You're so stupid that it took you 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Looked in the mirror lately?

Looked in the mirror lately? Oh, that's right, you don't have one! All of your's broke when you looked in them, because the area of your face is ugly squared!

He is a gun of small caliber and large bore.

Welcome

Welcome to the Random Insult blog, you rump-fed barnacle. Here you will find some of, no, the best insults, published on a regular basis. Of course, they're probably too much for your foul, artless eyes, so enjoy if you can take it, coward.